Holiday-related meetup compendium

I was digging through the forums looking around for upcoming meetup plans, and found a bunch of stuff! I'm not 100% sure what the status on all these things is, but here goes anyway. Corrections and additions are welcome, of course.

(Edit: Okay, not all of these are strictly holiday-related, but close enough.)

Short version:

• December 29: Strat's birthday party at Dave & Busters
• December 31: RadarStorm's New Year's party
• January 5: Trickster's party
• January 12-13: Ice skating at the Chiller in Dublin Easton with SuperDSombrero
• January 18-20: Ohayocon
• January 26-27: Starshine's as-yet-unspecified northeast Ohio meetup
• Send us stuff!

Details after the cut.

Drinks!

Drunkenly Fierce by bamboodog

Kilt's Berry Punch:

1 gallon Berry Blast Hawaiian Punch
1/2 gallon orange juice
2 pints everclear
3 cups strawberry mead (or to taste)

Pour all ingredients into a giant bowl. Mix with hooves. Drink directly from bowl for maximum effectiveness.


Cirrus's Trollestia:

1 part mmm-banana schnapps
1 part strawberry mead (or strawberry wine)
1 part midori
1 part grape juice
1 part orange juice
5 parts Mountain Dew

Mix ingredients in a party cup. Drink through a Red Vine. Go to the moon.


The Peanut Bucker:

1/2 shot peanut butter vodka
1/2 shot chocolate liqueur

Pour into a shot glass. Get bucked.

My Little Mad Libs

Once upon a time, in the small land of Steve, there were two explodey sisters who ruled together and created penis for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to mate the sun at dawn. The younger straightened out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters erected butts for their kingdom and their sperm: all the different types of plots. But as time went on, the younger sister became bloody. The plots relished and ran in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and pomfed through her unique night. One crunchy day, the younger unicorn refused to thrust the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to scoot with her, but the Rainbow Dash in the young one's APPLES had raped her into a wicked apocalypse of darkness: Doctor Hooves. She vowed that she would mutilate the land in eternal berry punch. Swiftly, the elder sister harnessed the most motherbucking magic known to plotdom: The Elements of Penis! Using the magic of The Elements of Penis, she fucked her younger sister and molested her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both sun and moon, and penis has been maintained in Steve for generations since.

EDIT: This is on YouTube, too!

New Year's Pony Party

art by CrayonKat

Have you ever wondered what it's like to spend two whole years doing nothing but watching cartoons? Wonder no more, this is what you've been waiting your entire life for... this is your chance to party with ponies for two whole years in one single night! Come join the Ohio Bronies at the Pony House this December as we alter the fabric of spacetime and time-warp from 2011 to 2012. It will be futuristic!

Here is the Facebook event, if you like.

ALSO: Pinkie Pie says you don't have to bring a gift, but if you want, go sign up for our holiday gift exchange. We will be passing around presents during the party. It'll be tons of fun. (Don't delay, there's only a couple of days left for signups!)