Kilt's Berry Punch:
1 gallon Berry Blast Hawaiian Punch
1/2 gallon orange juice
2 pints everclear
3 cups strawberry mead (or to taste)
Pour all ingredients into a giant bowl. Mix with hooves. Drink directly from bowl for maximum effectiveness.
Cirrus's Trollestia:
1 part mmm-banana schnapps
1 part strawberry mead (or strawberry wine)
1 part midori
1 part grape juice
1 part orange juice
5 parts Mountain Dew
Mix ingredients in a party cup. Drink through a Red Vine. Go to the moon.
The Peanut Bucker:
1/2 shot peanut butter vodka
1/2 shot chocolate liqueur
Pour into a shot glass. Get bucked.