SEASON FINALE PARTEH!

Yo Poneghs!  Dem royalties be havin' a weddin' all up in dat Canterlot shiznat!   And would ya believe, they be streamin' it live all across Equestria.  So we here at der Poneh Haus thought, hey, why don't we grab all our home pones, crack open some ciders, and see dem royals tie dat knot?

So drag yer flanks over to der Poneh Haus.  Saturday, April 21st, from like, 10am or some shiznat 'till whenever we pass out from cider overdose.  Ya dig?

Drinks!

Drunkenly Fierce by bamboodog

Kilt's Berry Punch:

1 gallon Berry Blast Hawaiian Punch
1/2 gallon orange juice
2 pints everclear
3 cups strawberry mead (or to taste)

Pour all ingredients into a giant bowl. Mix with hooves. Drink directly from bowl for maximum effectiveness.


Cirrus's Trollestia:

1 part mmm-banana schnapps
1 part strawberry mead (or strawberry wine)
1 part midori
1 part grape juice
1 part orange juice
5 parts Mountain Dew

Mix ingredients in a party cup. Drink through a Red Vine. Go to the moon.


The Peanut Bucker:

1/2 shot peanut butter vodka
1/2 shot chocolate liqueur

Pour into a shot glass. Get bucked.

My Little Mad Libs

Once upon a time, in the small land of Steve, there were two explodey sisters who ruled together and created penis for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to mate the sun at dawn. The younger straightened out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters erected butts for their kingdom and their sperm: all the different types of plots. But as time went on, the younger sister became bloody. The plots relished and ran in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and pomfed through her unique night. One crunchy day, the younger unicorn refused to thrust the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to scoot with her, but the Rainbow Dash in the young one's APPLES had raped her into a wicked apocalypse of darkness: Doctor Hooves. She vowed that she would mutilate the land in eternal berry punch. Swiftly, the elder sister harnessed the most motherbucking magic known to plotdom: The Elements of Penis! Using the magic of The Elements of Penis, she fucked her younger sister and molested her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both sun and moon, and penis has been maintained in Steve for generations since.

EDIT: This is on YouTube, too!

New Year's Pony Party

art by CrayonKat

Have you ever wondered what it's like to spend two whole years doing nothing but watching cartoons? Wonder no more, this is what you've been waiting your entire life for... this is your chance to party with ponies for two whole years in one single night! Come join the Ohio Bronies at the Pony House this December as we alter the fabric of spacetime and time-warp from 2011 to 2012. It will be futuristic!

Here is the Facebook event, if you like.

ALSO: Pinkie Pie says you don't have to bring a gift, but if you want, go sign up for our holiday gift exchange. We will be passing around presents during the party. It'll be tons of fun. (Don't delay, there's only a couple of days left for signups!)

Nightmare Night Party Writeup

Nightmare Night, a time of candy, fear, and hoping that Nightmare Moon won't gobble you up. But in a small house in Springfield OH, Nightmare Moon dare not enter. For in this very house Pinkamena Diane Pie and her young apprentice Scootaloo gathered several unsuspecting Bronies. They hired a member of the New Lunar Republic to aid them in their endeavors. His code name in the NLR is Loki, but the Bronies know him simply as Kilt. He arrived Wednesday morning and from there they planned the demise of several Bronies. The rest of the Bronies arrived on Friday expecting to be enjoying a “party”, but in reality they were going to be poisoned by a slew of alcoholic beverages. Some mixed drinks known as the “Derpy”, “Spike”, and even one known as a “Pinkie Pie” were a part of the menu. Edin Pony and Vinyl Scratch took to these drinks greedily and they were defeated immediately. Vinyl Scratch lay on the ground and slept, Kilt took care to make sure he remained alive... for now. Edin Pony, realizing that this was a trap, began to fight back. He threw various F-bombs and began chanting the call of “Who is best pony”.  Discord almost fell victim to the drinks as well, but he grew wise of the other Chaos God's ploys and stopped himself before he lost his wits. Octavia was skeptical at first, but he soon joined in the “fun and games” and became intoxicated as well. In order to remain inconspicuous Scootaloo also accepted a mixed drink from Kilt.

Season premiere party writeup

sweepover by seniorpony

[Argembarger kindly composed this nice writeup for the premiere party. I think it's a fair representation of all of the fun events that transpired during the weekend. Apologies for the delay in posting it!]

tl;dr:
Friday - Youtube Poops; Fanfic Readings; a wild Kilt appeared; Grilling; and TROLL 2
Saturday - New Pony Ep THREE TIMES! (YAY and NOOO when we first started with laggy stream); Olive Garden; Pony Shopping; Singing; Cupcake Vodka!!
Sunday - Steak and Shake; Halloween Store

Rainbow Factory

 You're invited
to a tour of the world-famous
Rainbow Factory!

Those rumors you've heard...
about the disappearances...
of course they're false.
How could they be real?

Horrors you say?
Nonsense!
This is a place where
your dreams and fantasies come true!

So join us
you may have realized already..
you don't have a choice.
You're already here.

Rainbow Factory / AniRave 2011
Springfield, OH
Oct 28 - Oct 30
You cannot escape.

Season 2 premiere party!

I don't suppose anypony was not expecting us to have an awesome party for the start of the new season, so let's just cover all the details, because we're having an awesome party for the start of the new season! Come on down (or up, or over) to Springfield and be a part of what is sure to be the longest and greatest pony party in Ohio yet!

The fun starts at 6:00 PM on Friday, September 16, and will continue until 3:00 PM on Sunday. Of course, we will be watching the episode on the 17th, but there will be fun, games, and plenty of ponies to last the whole weekend. Bring your pillows, blankets, and Pinkie Pie plushes, because there's plenty of room for all to stay. (Twilight let us borrow her fantastic reference guide to sleepovers. You should see the table of contents! We'll have smores, and ghost stories, and a pillow fight, and ... we'll probably skip the makeovers. Also, don't worry; there won't be any trees crashing through the windows.)

Ask PinFilly@gmail.com or check the Facebook event page to confirm your presence and get directions.